Chapter 2: Making meritorious deeds

The atmosphere in the heaven has been a bit heavy recently, because everyone knows that Yun Zhongjun released the ultimate demon who was sealed away by the ancient God Emperor Xuanyuan - the Goddess of Drought. "Jun Yun Zhong, Lord Yun Zhong, what do you want me to say about you?" In the Jinluan Palace, the Jade Emperor walked angrily, blew his beard and cursed at Yun Zhongjun: "I specifically asked the Tianshi Supervisor not to write anything about Xuanyuan Sword sealing the goddess of drought . You could find it even if you hid it so secretly. I have never seen you so diligent in your daily life! You also let the female slave go. !you you you……" Yun Zhongjun knelt down on His Highness, feeling as depressed as a bereaved dog - who knew he was so lucky, and the first time he drew his sword, he pulled out such a destructive Drought Goddess . He was also very aggrieved. "Yun Zhongjun, tell me, what should I do now?" The Jade Emperor beat his chest and stamped his feet. The Goddess of Drought , the first of the top ten demon gods in ancient times, has been sealed away for many years. She has deep resentment . She has long fallen into the demon path and turned into a demon god. She is nourished by the divine power of the God Emperor day and night, and her magic power is even worse than before. How many times . Looking at the four realms of today, mortal, void, and Yin, except for the Emperor Fuso who has lived in seclusion in Bihai City for many years and does not know whether he is dead or alive, who can manage to catch her? Even if he, Yun Zhongjun, wants to kill himself to become a benevolent person, he doesn't have the qualifications. Yun Zhongjun lowered his head in frustration - now he could not accomplish his earth-shattering feat, but he was about to be pushed off the execution platform. The Jade Emperor picked up the peerless sword in his arms, looked at the word "Xuanyuan" in seal script on the sword , and looked up to the sky and sighed: "God Emperor, I am ashamed of my sacrifice for you. I failed to protect the country you conquered. I am a sinner and cannot be forgiven -" Yun Zhongjun shrank his head lower and lower amid the Jade Emperor's howling. "Your Majesty, Lord Yun Zhong mistakenly let go of the female slave, and the crime cannot be punished. I boldly request that she be immediately sent to the cold abyss to be imprisoned for life to pay for this heinous crime." You Wu Gang who cuts down the sweet-scented osmanthus tree, I just said a few words to Fairy Chang'e on weekdays, but you actually added insult to injury like this. It’s in vain that I’ve been thinking so hard and worrying about writing a love letter to Chang’e for you recently ! "Wait a minute, this matter is not without room for change." A cold voice suddenly sounded in the hall like the sound of nature, and an elegant figure in a green robe walked out from among the immortals . Everyone looked around and saw that it was Si Lu Xingjun Zhengze who was always serious in speech and famous throughout the world for his facial paralysis! For a time, all the immortals in the hall were talking about it, and Yun Zhongjun was even more shocked - Lord Si Luxing interceded for him. This shock was by no means smaller than when he learned that he had let go of the Demon Goddess . "Oh? Si Lu, please tell me how this matter will turn out?" The Jade Emperor raised his white eyebrows and asked. "I know that a Canaan seal circulated in ancient times can seal the female demon again , but to forge this Canaan seal, you need to enter the mortal world to collect nine-color treasures and three-flavor fuses. Yunzhongjun..." Si Luxingjun Zhengze's unrivaled beauty Her beautiful eyes looked deeply at him, and his little heart couldn't stop trembling: "You can take this opportunity to enter the mortal world with me and make meritorious deeds." Yun Zhongjun hurriedly turned his head and glanced fiercely at the Nine Heavens outside the palace—— That's right, Xihe 's old mother still rode her six-dragon chariot and took her precious son, who was shot by the mortal Hou Yi until only one was left, for a stroll in the east as usual; the colorful morning glow weaved by the seven fairies still tasted so vulgar. Everything in the heaven is normal today, only Si Lu Xingjun is very abnormal—— Why is Si Luxingjun, who has never spoken more than three sentences to Lingjun since he entered the heaven, suddenly willing to abide by the public's anger and stand up for him? Yun Zhongjun thought over and over again about himself from connotation to denotation. Probably except for his face and figure, he really couldn't find anything that could make Si Luxingjun Zhengzhe admire him. Could it be... He couldn't help but cover his flat chest with his hands in disgust. Lord Si Luxing glanced sideways at him from the corner of his eye, his eyes as cold as thousands of years of ice , and Lord Yun Zhong suddenly became depressed—— How can it be? If Si Luxingjun, who has just joined the heavenly court and has served for less than a hundred years, dares to call himself the most beautiful man in heaven, then Yunzhongjun can only dare to claim the second place. How could he be able to catch the eyes of Lord Si Luxing Zhengze with his appearance? "Your Majesty, you can delegate the task of collecting treasures from the mortal world to others, but Lord Yun Zhong lets go of the demon, goddess , and witch , causing harm to the four realms and a crime that cannot be punished. You must not be so lenient." Oh my god , Wu Gang, you are still so stubborn! Yun Zhongjun was about to argue, but who would have thought that Si Lu, who was standing next to him, turned around and gave Wu Gang, who had walked out of the queue and was filled with righteous indignation, a cold look with cold eyes: "It has to be him." These four words simply burst out from the mouth of Si Lu, who was only a first - level immortal, but they had the power of thunder that shocked the entire audience. All the immortals in the hall trembled coldly. Wu Gang, who was still very impressive just now, immediately shrank back to the queue. Yun Zhongjun moved his head and looked up at Si Lu's glacier face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years, with an expression of admiration like a young girl who had been snatched away from a bully. Si Lu didn't look at him, but looked up at the Jade Emperor standing in the hall. The Jade Emperor finally became uncomfortable being stared at by Si Lu . His old face barely raised his dignity and he said loudly: "Okay, since Si Lu has taken the initiative to ask for help, I will leave full authority to you and Yun Zhongjun to seal the female scourge again. You must not disappoint my expectations. " "Thank you for your grace! I will definitely live up to the great trust you have placed in me!" Yun Zhongjun was so happy to receive a mission for the first time in his two hundred years of immortality . The disappointed sighs of all the male and female fairies sounded in the hall . Yun Zhongjun followed Si Lu Xingjun Zhengze out of the Jinluan Palace. The crowd of immortals watching the excitement gradually dispersed. On the long palace road, he and Si Lu were left alone to walk forward in silence, one behind the other. He looked at Si Lu who kept walking forward without saying a word, and couldn't help but think about the past and be filled with emotion. Speaking of his acquaintance with Si Luxingjun Zhengze, it was really weird at every turn. That day, he heard that there were new immortals from the lower world who had entered the heavenly realm, and they were going to receive seals from the Holy Emperor Chong'en. Among them, there were a few female immortals who were the most beautiful. He happily picked out the most elegant lake blue robe in the palace, put it on and rushed to Tai Lai Hall to watch the grand induction ceremony. Unexpectedly, as soon as he was halfway through the sky, Ten Heavenly Spirit Officer Qiming shouted at his feet: "Master Yunzhong, Master Yunzhong, please stop for a moment!" He put away the clouds strangely, and as soon as he stood still, Qiming Xiaoxian thrust the wat board in his hand into his arms, covered his stomach, and grinned at him and said: "Sir Yun Zhongjun, the little immortal suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach. I saw that you were flying in the direction of Tai Lai Hall. Could you please give this fellow immortal who is going to receive the seal a ride? Thank you very much." Before he could speak, Qi Ming disappeared in a cloud. a green figure with an outstanding appearance, walked up to him and bowed to him. A cold voice slowly entered his ears: "My dear friend, I'm done with your work. I'll be honest." In an instant, as if after the first snow had fallen, the red plum blossoms on the mountain suddenly bloomed, elegance and elegance were unparalleled. He thought that in the four realms, he was afraid that he would never find anyone more beautiful than the person in front of him. the morning and dusk platform rang "dang dang dang" three times in a row. The immortal named Zhengze frowned slightly and said: "I'm afraid it's too late and I'll offend you." Before his brain could react from the blank state, he was pulled into a warm embrace overflowing with ambergris, and landed in front of Tai Lai Hall in the blink of an eye. "boom--" The shocking appearance of him and Si Lu was like pouring a ladle of oil into a hot pot. The immortals, who were so idle all day long that they even held a banquet to watch the cranes laying eggs by the Tai Chi Pond, immediately started talking enthusiastically about the gossips about the two of them . jumped out of Si Lu's arms gracefully and powerfully , holding his head high and saying solemnly: "You evil beast, don't be rude!" So the bad relationship between him and Si Lu began, and the scandal about him and Si Lu spread in the palace. Even the little fairy boy cleaning the alchemy furnace in Taishang Laojun's palace would pull him aside in a subtle way and ask cautiously : "Exalted Immortal, are you really like that Si Luxing Lord Zhengze who had his sleeves cut off so much that he gave birth to dozens of babies?" Go to hell and give birth to dozens of little babies. He even gave birth to you and your little sweetheart in Taiyi Tianzun Palace! That day, after the induction meeting at Tai Lai Palace , he stopped Si Lu among the noisy crowd, stared at the face that was as paralyzed as ice, and stammered: "You, you...daring little fairy ...speak! Why did you take advantage of me just now?" The sentence went through several reincarnations in his mouth, and when it was spoken, it had a rather delicate and imaginative meaning. Si Lu's icy face finally showed some expression, and he saw those cold eyes staring at him seriously, staring so hard that his heart was as restless as a drum hammer, and then the calm voice slowly entered his ears: "It's too late, it's faster to walk with you in my arms." He, who had always been eloquent, suddenly had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat. He could only watch Si Lu's cyan figure slowly disappear in the vulgar sunset that blinded his eyes. "My dear friend, I'm done with your work. I'll be honest." "I'm afraid it's too late and I'll offend you." "It's too late. It's faster to walk with you in my arms." These were the only three sentences Si Lu Xingjun Zhengze had said to him so far. But ever since they first met that day, he somehow fell in love with Si Luxing-Jun, who was always in trouble. Si Lu's face and figure make people and gods look angry. He can't draw it, his hands are itchy! He recognized it as a man! sneaked into the courtyard wall of Si Lu Mansion with a box of painting supplies on his back . As expected, he waited until Si Lu undressed and took a bath in the room. He saw Si Lu 's tall figure standing in front of the screen with his back to him. His slender hands slowly took off the blue robe, and then went to take off the silky white underwear . His broad and tight white shoulders were slowly exposed... … Take it off, take it off, take it off quickly, oooh-- holding the paintbrush, secretly leaning half of his head out of the window, his eyes were about to spit fire, and his heart was screaming like a wolf into the sky . Suddenly, Si Lu's movements stopped. Before he could realize what was going on, Si Lu's tall body suddenly turned around, facing him directly , and with a "swish", he took off the last part of his body. of obscene clothing . Broad and strong shoulders, strong chest muscles, tight abdomen, huge... Si Lu 's cold eyes smiled slightly at him under the bright moonlight. "ah--" Leaving the drawing paper and painting tools on the floor, he carried the box and screamed all the way out of the Silu Mansion . The next day, word spread all over the heaven that the pervert Yun Zhongjun was hungry and had no choice but to sneak into Silu Mansion to attack Silu Xingjun Zhengze at night, but was punished by Zhengze and escaped. Even the Jade Emperor coughed and coughed in the morning, his face turned red and he warned in a loud voice : "Ahem, cough, some members of the Qing family should read more Taoist scriptures on weekdays, cultivate one's moral character, keep one's mind pure, and refrain from messing around. Ahem, well, the relationship between colleagues...cough cough cough cough -" Under the gaze of all the immortal friends in the hall, he wished he could dig a hole and bury himself into the underworld. Si Lu, however, stood tall and tall in the hall, without squinting his eyes, as calm as a normal person. "Why, there are times when you can't even eat anything?" Jiang Nu, who was standing in line behind him, poked his spine with rare clarity. "Fuck you, uncle - I have always been the only one to take advantage of others. Who would have thought that I met someone who took advantage of me instead." He glanced furtively at Si Lu's face, which was paralyzed by extreme cold and pain, and gritted his teeth. From then on, he would avoid seeing Si Lu if he could, and never speak to him if he could meet him. an eye, a hundred years have passed quickly. "Si Lu!" Yun Zhongjun shouted forward. Si Lu stopped his steady steps and turned to look at him. The evening breeze from the Heavenly Palace blew up Si Lu's long, light, ink-like hair, and against the sparkling glow of the sun, it was as beautiful as a dream for a moment. "Um... Mr. Si Luxing, thank you for interceding for me about today's matter. I will bear your great kindness and kindness in my heart, and I will do my best to repay you." Yun Zhongjun bowed and tried not to look at the dazzlingly handsome face in front of him. "No need." Si Lu looked at the dragon teardrops exposed in his collar, said these two words in a calm voice, and then turned around and walked forward. This ice face will never change no matter how many years pass! Yun Zhongjun groaned secretly and followed him up. Looking at his tall back, his mind returned to the past—— This Si Lu's way of doing things is never something others can understand. Ordinarily, he broke into Si Lu's house that night to offend him, and Si Lu should have argued with him. Unexpectedly, a few days later, Si Lu instead formally came to visit him in the Wind and Rain Palace holding a gift box. At that time, he was still immersed in the shock and embarrassment of seeing Si Lu's whole body , so he asked the eldest palace maid Yu Chen to say that he was not in the palace. Si Lu didn't say much, put down the gift box and left. He took the gift box from Yu Chen and opened it. It turned out to be a rare treasure, a dragon teardrop. This small dragon teardrop lies in the bright yellow silk cloth, exuding a very bright blue luster. The thing was a rare and good thing, but for some reason he was not very happy when he saw it. As for why you still wear it around your neck every day if you are unhappy? He couldn't tell. After that visit, Si Lu said nothing to him, and the meeting was still just a nod as usual. In my impression, Si Lu was always so cold and cold towards everyone. What made his ice-faced reputation spread far and wide to the heavens was the incident of Fairy Chang'e's confession that shocked the heavens. It is said that the stunningly beautiful Fairy Chang'e secretly had a heart full of love since she saw Si Lu Xingjun Zhengze. She spent the whole day without thinking about food or food, thinking about how to confess her feelings to Si Lu . and said to Si Lu lovingly : "Sir Luxing, I have liked you for a long time. This jar of cold scented pills is my wish. It can relieve fever and relieve fatigue. I hope you will accept it." A beauty's love is supposed to be received with kindness, but Si Lu's ice-faced face actually pushed away the medicine jar that Chang'e handed him, and said in a calm tone : "Thanks. I'm not hot." The little Jade Rabbit in Chang'e Palace, who had been pounding pills for several months, felt like a pair of strong iron and bronze arms were standing beside her and wanted to cry without tears. From then on, Chang'e, who had lost her face, took refuge in Guanghan Palace every day and washed her face in tears without taking a step forward. Wu Gang, who was chopping trees in front of Guanghan Palace, filled the sky with his ax and clamored that he wanted to chop down Si. Lu Ran never made a move once... Yun Zhongjun was looking back, and Si Lu suddenly stopped. Unexpectedly, Yun Zhongjun bumped into Si Lu's thin back. The exposed blade was so hard ! He rubbed his forehead again and again, and just as he was about to mutter, Si Lu asked : "Jun Yun Zhong, do you know which immortal friend Liu Guanjing is currently with?"