Chapter 14 Alternative Self-Introduction

Well... although she didn't know any of these celebrities, at least they were all eye-catching. It's just that no matter how seductive it is, you will get tired after watching it for a long time. I don't know what time it was at night. Jiang Ran yawned a little sleepily, and there was no tissue in his hand. He was afraid that the physiological tears in his eyes would ruin his eye makeup, so he simply tapped his eyes with his fingertips to dry the tears. . From watching it with gusto at the beginning, to now she is aesthetically tired, mentally tired, and physically and mentally exhausted. Jiang Ran feels that it would be embarrassing to fall asleep if the camera is not pointed at her. Of course, the most important thing is that Cao Hui is next to her. When he was extremely sleepy, he would pinch her thigh from time to time to keep her awake. She would most likely fall asleep sitting up. She felt that some of these unformed girl groups were not as good as the school party performers, and some of their answers were so embarrassing that she wanted to find a crack in the floor to crawl through. Just like this one now. The instructor asked you if you have any special skills, and her answer was "Yes, my speciality is wearing glasses that won't fall off when I dance." There was also someone who said, "I know how to act like a baby" and demonstrated how to act like a baby on the spot, "They are just angry... who told you not to hug them..." Or, "My eyelashes are very long and curled. They are real eyelashes, not fake eyelashes." ? ? ? ? Jiang Ran had a question mark on her face, poked Xia Yun next to her, and whispered, "Is this also a specialty?" "Yes, your eyelashes are very long!" Xia Yun nodded and couldn't help but yawned as well, "Xiaoran, when you yawn, block it with your hands. Don't infect it to me. I can't help it anymore. ." After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Jiang Ran and asked, "Hey... According to what she said, can I go up and say that I have very long legs, a very greedy mouth, very long hair, and a very long life..." "Forget it, I'm afraid I can't help but pack it up and throw it out for you before you say anything." Jiang Ran replied seriously. Zhou Zilin, who was sitting on the other side of Xia Yun, also looked over after hearing this. After looking at Xia Yun's expression, she guessed whether she was joking or really had this idea. She was a little unsure. Zhou Zilin already had a lunch box, with a wooden face. With a teasing face, he said, "Then I have to stay away from you and never let anyone know that you are my teammate." "I'm just talking about it and joking with you. Who would really go on stage and say that?" Xia Yun imagined the embarrassing scene and instantly got goosebumps all over her body. She said "Eh" and shuddered. , rubbed his arms with goosebumps with his hands. "Stop talking, we are almost here. The staff of the program team asked us to go to the waiting room." After communicating with the staff of the program team, Cao Hui tilted her head and said to her teammates, and several people got up and left the field. They arrived in the waiting room and within two minutes, two little girls from another team dressed in yellow also came in. They both said hello and each occupied a corner of the waiting room. After a while, another girl in a yellow suspender skirt walked in. She looked like she was dressed in the same outfit as the two just now. As soon as she came in, she smiled and said to the two teammates next to her, "I just asked the teacher to borrow a silhouette brush. Let's brush the legs so that they will look slimmer in the mirror later." "Do you want some?" The girl thought for a moment and asked, tilting her head. She glanced at Jiang Ran and the others, then frowned and pretended to be deeply shocked, "I shouldn't have taken it on myself. It’s so humiliating, you don’t need those big legs.” The girl in the yellow suspender skirt leaned on the person next to her, raised her leg and put it on the other person's hand. The person took a big brush and dipped it in the shadow and kept brushing her. This scene reminded Jiang Ran of barbecue involuntarily. The owner of the stall was applying cumin and chili powder with a brush , thinking about the picture in his mind, and couldn't help laughing when he saw it. Seeing Jiang Ran laughing at them, the three people on the opposite side subconsciously raised their eyes and looked over. Seeing that Jiang Ran's crooked eyebrows did not mean to mock them for being fat, they also smiled back and complimented Jiang Ran on how good-looking she was. Cao Hui stood at the entrance of the stage and kept peeking at the situation on the stage. Seeing that the previous group had finished their performance and was being commented by the instructor, Cao Hui turned her head and shouted, "Xiaoran, it's time for us to take the stage." "Here we come!" Jiang Ran responded, walked over and stood on the other side of Cao Hui to watch the situation together. The group in front of them was a pair of twins Yang Xue and Yang Shuang. They looked very similar. Jiang Ran couldn't tell who was the elder sister and who was the younger sister. "Are my sister and my sister the same family?" Jiang Ran, "..." This is a very good question... These twins are not a family, is there any other possibility? ! Jiang Ran was a little speechless, thinking that Yuan Ye had been recording all day, and his head was so tired that he could ask such a stupid question. Yang Xue and Yang Shuang on the stage were also a little confused. They looked at each other and saw clearly the confusion in each other's eyes. They were silent for a moment and nodded to the instructor, "Yes." The two players, Yang Xue and Yang Shuang, could not say anything, but the mentors on both sides of Yuan Ye had no scruples and couldn't help laughing when they heard the words. Especially the two female instructors laughed so hard that they almost burst into tears. They laughed and joked, "Yuan...Teacher Yuan...don't you think it's wrong to say this?" "Teacher Yuan, what's going on~" Yuan Ye apologized awkwardly for a while, then recovered his voice and began to announce the ratings of several instructors, "Yang Xue, your seat is..." "Thank you, teacher." Before Yuan Ye could finish speaking, Yang Xue stepped forward and bowed, making the instructors laugh. Jiang Ran, who was waiting, also curled her lips. Yang Xue seemed to realize this and smiled sheepishly. After the instructor revealed her ranking, she thanked her again and left the stage. When they heard the voice from the field control asking them to come on, the four of them looked at each other, stretched out their right hands and folded them together with the backs of their hands facing up. After shouting "Come on" to encourage themselves, they walked from the darkness to the center of the stage. Jiang Ran wore a high ponytail today, a white short T-shirt on her upper body, and a red and black plaid pleated skirt. She had a playful and ignorant feeling. As soon as she appeared on the stage, Yuan Ye's eyes flashed with an unexpected look. Stunning, the eyes that fell on Jiang Ran also concealed a bit of unnoticeable determination to win. The four of them were wearing very ordinary solid-color short T-shirts and short pleated skirts of different colors. The clothes looked very cheap, but they were not ugly when they were wearing them. Instead, they felt like the clothes had become expensive because of the people. . The four of Jiang Ran held mobile phones, bowed in unison and introduced themselves, "Hello, instructors, we are trainees from Chenglan Culture." After Jiang Ran finished speaking, she turned her head and looked at Cao Hui. Cao Hui understood her meaning instantly and continued without hesitation according to the self-introduction that Jiang Ran and the others had arranged temporarily in the waiting room. "I am the captain and manager Cao Hui, and those people next to me who are prettier than me are my teammates." "I am Jiang Ran. My favorite thing is to finish introducing myself. Now I am going to do my favorite thing. Please introduce yourself to the next classmate." "I am Zhou Zilin. In order not to waste everyone's time, I will let the next classmate start the introduction." "I am Xia Yun. Although we are not familiar with everyone yet, it doesn't matter. It's such a hot summer, and we will get to know each other sooner or later." "Pfft..." "They're so funny, are they acting in a skit?" Not only were the contestants watching the show below laughed uncontrollably, completely forgetting what they had said before to maintain their image and show their most perfect side to the audience, even the instructors who were facing them were unbearably amused. Jian Zhiyao laughed out loud. Jian Zhiyao, who had not seen many smiling faces in the whole night, also had the corners of his lips raised, and the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were smiling. Xie Qiu Renzong couldn't help but laugh, "I think you guys seem to have gone to the wrong show. You should go to the cross talk show." After Jiang Ran and the others made such a fuss, the drowsy state they had just felt disappeared in an instant, and the scene was full of laughter, which was in line with the relaxed and joyful characteristics of variety shows. Jiang Ran's three teammates also breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this scene. When she was just in the waiting room, Jiang Ran felt that the instructors and the audience had heard so many "Hello instructors, we | I am a trainee from XXX, and my name is XXX" fixed-format self-expressions throughout the day. Introduction, the step-by-step self-introduction of them is also tiring, so they might as well give it a try and turn their bicycles into motorcycles. Facts have proved that their serious and funny self-introduction was surprisingly effective. Judging from the situation at the scene and the look on the director’s side, this part of theirs probably won’t be cut! After laughing, Yuan Ye said, "You guys are quite a variety show group, especially Jiang Ran. You don't look nervous at all." "It just looks like I'm actually really nervous..." Jiang Ran's mouth was faster than her brain, and she answered the words smoothly without even having time to think about it in her head. "..." Yuan Ye choked. "Pfft..." Xie Qiurong curled his lips and said with a smile, "I can see that you are very nervous, and you are speaking in dialect." Yuan Ye paused for a few seconds and then spoke again, "If you are ready, you can start your stage." The four people nodded, and the lights in the venue dimmed again. The faces of the instructors were reflected in the light and dark, and their eyes fell on the players on the stage. In fact, after the self-introduction just now, several instructors have already made a preliminary prediction about the strength of this group of players. The truly powerful players are basically more willing to use their own strength to attract fans, such as this through extra comedy effects. Those who come to blog for the camera will not be very strong themselves. The prelude of "Sparks" sounded, and Jiang Ran and the four others began to move to the rhythm. After staying in the training room for nearly a month these days, they sang and danced this song over and over again more than three thousand times. The effect of long-term practice is very obvious. Even if Jiang Ran sometimes forgets what the next move is, her body Muscle memory had already made her move accordingly.