Chapter 999 Didn't Scare Himself To Death

Clearly, things were not as they were being portrayed. Finley Dean did not stick his hand into the barbecue to fry it, he did it as a way to atone for himself, not to fry it in a pot of oil as the customers were saying. It was like a game of telephone, with the story getting more exaggerated with each retelling. It had somehow turned into Finley Dean frying his hand in a pot of oil, and the funniest part was that it had been twisted into Finley Dean trying to force himself into marriage.