Once I had cooked dinner I shooed Erik and Oli off the table and laid out plates. I begrudgingly laid a plate out for Eli and I was really tempted to spit on it.
But I was a classy lady. Not a tramp. I restrained myself and was satisfied with slamming the plate roughly onto the table.
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