When you, a nerd, get stood up by your ex and wait all night in a bar on New Year's Eve, That's when you meet the hottest hockey team captain who asked you to pretend to be his date so he could dump his latest girlfriend. When you're being pestered by your ex to get back together, he shows up and tells your ex to back off. Your ex says, I know this is just a deal and you can't possibly like her. He (kisses you in front of everyone): Deal, Like this?